My dog is a poop wizard. I don't know how else to explain it. It started when he was a young pup and pooped directly on my wife's foot as punishment for being ignored. I have no picture proof (as she refused to keep the poop on her foot that long) but witnesses will attest to it happening.
The next occurrence I refer to as the "roasted marshmallow poop". This bit of magic, if it isn't obvious, involves him somehow getting a turd stuck on the branch of a tiny tree about a foot off the ground.
The next feat of poopery is what I call the "gymnastic poop". This is his regular attempt to poop on large objects. Often he will do a front paw handstand with one or both of his back feet on the object (or air) to poop as high as possible. Next time you are on the crapper imagine doing your business while doing a handstand. Truly remarkable.
Next up is an act of revenge for.....well whatever irks a 7lb yorkie. This is the "soup poop". Not remarkable but definitely not your typical turd repository.
And finally we have the gravity defying "wall poop". Details to note: No poop smear. No poop on the floor. Just one splat of somewhat malleable poo on the wall.
The look on his face tells you exactly how he feels about it.
My dog Toad is a poop wizard.
